Big book of baby names

By isthisajoke - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML
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diskincluded 0

I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P

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16_011 0

now his life is ******. um does he have a middle name?

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alice77_fml 0

i'm thinking "titty" as the ideal nickname. or "****" on second thought. i think that's an fhl not fml though, imagine the teasing he's gonna get.

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fretforyerlatte 0

yeah wow. that sucks. my husband wanted to name our child Thor. fortunately for me she wound up being a girl, thus ending the argument.

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WingZero88 0

HEY! My name is Thor and i never had any problems, what r u implying?

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KaitiMarie 0

that's freakin weird. Thor is a comic book name; you've seriously never been picked on??

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Ew why Thor?

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mootoo31 6

My dad wanted to name me attilla, because my last name is Chun. So I would be attilla the Chun.

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evamusical 12

There people who name their child violence, adolf hitler (first name!) and tahoola-does-the-hoola-on-hawai.

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lizlala 15

Actually, Thor is a really normal name in Scandinavia.... and it's not a comic book character, it's a god in Norse mythology.

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monnanon 13

Thor is a fantastic name as is titan. better than another aiden or kaiden or jaiden.

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gamer338 3

the sheer fact that people actually think thor comes from the comics astounds me. i cant believe people are actually that stupid

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MechaMew2 0

15 years from now: "Today, my name is "Titan." FML.

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Skooma 0

That's an awsome name! I would kill to be reborn for a name like that...?

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SenorLanky 0

Titan is fricking awesome. I want to call my son Thor or Aeneas...

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WingZero88 0

My names Thor and ive had a frickin awesome life in school

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Apollo_Kilgannon 4

I think that Aeneas is a bit too much like "Anus"... But other than that those names are hella badass

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