Embarrassing and Sports: Bigmouth

Bigmouth

By XxespoxX - 11/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 051

You deserved it 102 175

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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You deserved it 3 543

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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You deserved it 518

By GiantsFan13 - 23/07/2013 14:49 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 861

You deserved it 8 569

By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 196

You deserved it 2 141

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 101 712

You deserved it 19 197

By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 466

You deserved it 2 903

By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 600

You deserved it 5 616

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 717

You deserved it 3 192

By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 276

You deserved it 2 206

By Hank - 14/05/2009 14:17 - Canada

Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 081

texmas 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.

PureGold 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Wow, why would you yell out something like that? Next time, think before you blurt out whatever's in your head. While you may not consider yourself ugly, everyone who was sitting around you at the game now thinks you're an asshole. And soon everyone on FML will, too. Good job.

Comments

Yyz 0

Friday 15 May 2009 15:06

Glad it wasn't me. You would have gotten punched in the face on the Jumbotron.

Scott6945 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:39

I was waiting until this became a yankees/red sox bitch fest! LOL.....your a ******* idiot for saying that and I hope the person on the jumbotron beat your ass......and yes im a yankee fan!!

rachelbrianna25 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:34

jees, your a bitch. how would u like it if someone did that 2 u? wow. do u have low self confidence or what?

VroomVroomVroom 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:36

Wow.

theodivine 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:46

I agree with #167. I would want everyone in the stadium to see you get your ass kicked. Way to be an egotistic ass.

babelini 12

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:24

u must have low confidence, which is why u need to put down other people. u're such an ass.

shoshizzle 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:15

YDI completely. Be respectful of your surroundings, especially when in public. This is a better FML from the man's point of view, considering you must have embarassed HIM an incredible amount.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:28

Quick note: KARMA DOESN'T EXIST, RETARDS. OP--You're the epitome of a douchebag. I mean, seriously? think before you speak. Oh, and YDI for being a Yankees fan. &&+ Enjoy your life as an ugly asshole.

sayheyyybabe 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:07

#175: Pro tip -- yes, it does. Also, nobody deserves that for being a fan of a sports team you dislike. They did deserve it, but that was by no means the reason why. By the way, OP, you're a ******* asshole. What if you had been up on the screen and someone had yelled that out to you? You're a douchebag. Please do the world a favor and fall down a few flights of stairs.

mock09 0

Monday 7 December 2009 5:49

Nope, Yankees fans deserve it. Just living proof that the Yankees and their fans are all a bunch of assholes. I would have thought that Steinbrenner's money could have afforded some class, but I that clearly isn't the case. Just a bunch of druggies.