BIKES?!

By David - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to ride my rusty old bike to work, since it might be good the environment. I was standing up and had a tight grip on the handlebar. The handlebar came off and I fell down onto the crossbar, busting my nuts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 836
You deserved it 10 349
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malikotako 0

At least your intentions were good.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You may have tried to better the world, but the children you could've had won't ever get to see the effects of your hard work. D:

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ciaobella_fml 0

Trying to help the world and this happens. Well at least you were trying to help. So good job done there. Bad job on your junk.

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Captain_Jello 0

LoL someone make an illustrated FML please

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ciaobella_fml 0

Yo mommy. or is it mama? *lost* LMAO

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Einstein714 0

fake... handle bars don't just come off, they could only twist down if loose

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Glam_fml 0

Oww. That hurt me, and I am a girl. Kudos for trying to help the environment though. Next time, stick to walking.

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Pointy130 0

Aw fark my balls hurt from just READING it....

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spamky 7

You deserved it for not taking care of your bike and expecting it to work. Do you also neglect to maintain your car?

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moonsolomon 0

Where's ireplywithlyrics? I'll take up the mantle for a post: I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars No handlebars I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars No handlebars Look at me, look at me hands in the air like it's good to be ALIVE Except this guy's life's ******, so it's not so good to be alive any more, apparently.

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