Sex, Porn and Intimacy: Billy Crystal like you've never seen him before

Billy Crystal like you've never seen him before

By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 23:48 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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You deserved it 6 157

By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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You deserved it 3 318

By Broly171 - 01/10/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

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You deserved it 5 645

By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 696

Not coming out

By HidenSeek - 08/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

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You deserved it 17 106

Alone time

By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 12:12 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML

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You deserved it 3 773

Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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You deserved it 32 358

By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 551

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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You deserved it 13 428

By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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You deserved it 9 268

starw0lf 31

Monday 6 January 2014 9:37

I can just imagine the "I'll have what she's having" restaurant scene!

ThatOneDrummer 8

Monday 6 January 2014 9:39

You should probably read things more carefully before downloading them.

Comments

Tominho_24 5

Friday 10 January 2014 2:52

you're an idiot either for not checking the title or not checking the content and that's incompetent

Aqualuna_Raven 5

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:54

I thought I downloaded the movie Carrie but as soon as I bought it I realized it was the one from 1976...

kelseysking 26

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:57

Nothing is wrong with the older version..

colby6666 43

Wednesday 18 June 2014 6:50

40000th AIYLS vote

iHyperModz 22

Saturday 8 August 2015 2:15

That's why it always take a peak first OP.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 29 October 2018 21:25

If you liked that one, you should consider checking out other classics, such as Forrest Hump, The GodFucker, A-****-alypse Now, and Star ****** Episode XXX: The Empire Cums Back.