Birthday Girl
By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States
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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03
I suggest sleeping with your dentist.
Worst. Birthday. Ever. I say pawn the ring and use the money to buy yourself an awesome birthday present. If he was cheating on you, you DEFINITELY shouldn't give it back to him.
Call your fiance and just tell him this: blow my whistle bitch I have FML on my side hehe.
That sucks...Happy Birthday though!
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best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!
At least you have a cool dentist