Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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f_mylifelovex3 0

aw... get urself a birthday gift and sell the ring :] .. happy birthday !

Ouch. Double ouch. Triple ouch! I'm guessing this will be a birthday you'll remember, but for all the wrong reasons. Hope you have better luck next year! X

MrsLovett_fml 0

Aww. I'm sorry. Punch both of them in the face, the cheating bastard and the skanky *****. They should both know better. I hope the rest of your birthday is happy though, and at least your dentist is cool. Oh, and keep the ring.

HAPPY BDAY!! sorry thats horrible but dont give that piece of shit his ring back its yours!!! take it to a pwan shop or melt it n make something else! i hope you never talk to that girl again you deserve waaay better. karma will get him

Some best friend... you should give her a **** punt.

Sorry to hear that ~ at least you have a lovely dentist ~ Best wishes for you :)

Happy birthday. Sorry your day has been awful. At least you didn't marry the prick to find this out :(

kel23 0

HA as;dlkfjdsklfaj;.. you lie

agreed with #35, sell the ring and say you gave it to your "friend" to give back. I went through a hard breakup too. I was heart broken, but now I'm so much happier, hopefully in time the same will happen to you. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday....i hope the rest of it doesnt suck.

skittlesmeep 4

Happy Birthday! He cheated on you, you're allowed to keep the ring.