Billy no-mates

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 02:01

Today, I feel both happy and jealous of my father. It's his birthday and he has received over 100 times more phone calls than me. I'd had two: one from my local bank manager and one from my girlfriend. FML
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MandazInTC 33

People have various relationships with people who show love and appreciation differently. If you want more friends, go make some. Be grateful that you have a girlfriend that cares for you too.

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Zebediabolical 39

Why would anyone want 200+ phone calls in one day ever?

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MandazInTC 33

People have various relationships with people who show love and appreciation differently. If you want more friends, go make some. Be grateful that you have a girlfriend that cares for you too.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Happy birthday! Now you have three. Don't get hung up on it too much. Although why your parents didn't wish you a happy birthday is bothering me... How is your relationship with them?

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millsjoshua949 12

You're jealous that your father got birthday wishes? That's kind of sad. ydi

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spinspinsugar 12

today's my birthday too. idk when yours is but happy birthday, internet stranger 💓

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Zebediabolical 39

Why would anyone want 200+ phone calls in one day ever?

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Jonkbaby 22

generational difference- they are used to calling, as for us, we're lucky if we remember to leave a note on fb

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wysegirl 24

You should at least be happy you got a call from your girlfriend. Things could be worse.

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dahthunderbird 8

i have the same with my family, i have trouble making friends... my brother has tons of friends... so have my parents, but i ... i have about 3 at most

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Nic1330 5

happy birthday pal, I'm not gonna sit here and try to justify the reason you're dad got 100 phone calls

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genuinegoodguy 9

I hope you got more than a phone call from your girlfriend

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