Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 847
You deserved it 21 866

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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liveitlearnit 0

That's some full service dentistry. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Sorry about the drama that came with it. If your fiancee called off the wedding, he's shit out of luck, he doesn't get to ask for the ring back. But if you called it off, yes it would be appropriate to give it back. But in your case it sounds like he dropped the bomb, so **** him and ebay that ring!!! Have a nice vacation with it!!!

My dentist doesn't call me :( Happy birthday!!! I'm sorry your friend's a bitch and your fiancee's a little dick. and I agree with #104!

PinkLavaLamp 0

Ok first off, I agree with selling the ring back; have a blast and meet someone better! Second, really, punch that *****! Happy birthday, I hope you find someone better :(!

Tbuccola 0

Oh wow, what a present. I'm so sorry this had to happen to you on your "Happy" Birthday. Slap a hoe, and sell that ring! Consider it a Birthday present from them both! Use that money for several options: 1) Go clubbin'! 2) Vacation! 3) Buy a camcorder and record yourself with his best friend. Send it to him! The ideas are limitless! Have a field day!! PS: Happy Birthday! =]

lym777 0

If the engagement is broken off because of his actions (i.e. cheating on you and then ending the relationship), you do NOT owe him the ring back - legally or morally. It's yours. If you want to placate him, you can sell it and split the proceeds. But under no circumstances should you just give it back. He's the one that shafted you, he should deal with the consequences.

Crescy 0

Happy Birthday, anyway.~ ^^

Shit, sounds like the dentist is a keeper and to hell with the other two. Oh, and keep that ring. And sell it. He's got a lot of nerve for asking for it back. Buy yourself an awesome birthday present instead, and an amazing cake. Happy birthday regardless!!! :)