Blind spot

By nicky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 340
You deserved it 30 011
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DocBastard 38

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

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DocBastard 38

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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b1aze 0

Yeah, I don't think 80 was talking to you 87...

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counterfit 10

This is the main reason why you don't use a knife to open a can. You could also chip the blade, or even snap it entirely.

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robotiick 12

^ of course they do lol no but she is beautiful

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tulsafml 0

she is. but my pet peeve is... damn it I'm done saying it!

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lol_ironic_life 9

I agree with 86. Such an adorable puppy! Is it a chow chow?

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insanesna1l 0

it's a horse... oh you meant the dog. Also op, that's whatever you were talking about for you

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

i agree I also don't understand how you got a knife without finding the can opener, wouldn't your knives also be in the cutlery drawer

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DocBastard 38

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

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salsalover_12 5

I love you doc :P

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jibz 6

Wait, you were trying to open an aluminum/ metal can with a knife? OP, are you retarded? YDI.

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Mindtrap 0

a girl at work tried it once. just once lol

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nothing92x 13

YDI, you should have actually tried looking everywhere for it.

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KingDingALing 9

Now the OP is going to cut herself again. Except this time, it's not going to be on purpose.

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