Blind spot

By nicky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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DocBastard 38

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

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DocBastard 38

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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peppy67 0

I hope you were being sarcastic.

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udeserveitxXx 0

why, after you went to the hospital for a stab eound, did you come home and go straight to the cutlery?

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Schiffy 18

What a novel place for a can opener! Who would have guessed that THAT was where you left it!? *note, that was all sarcasm

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Deitsu 1

I could imagine the look on your face when you found that can opener. An eye twitch perhaps? Lmfao, look harder next time. SBYDI

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heyred 11

Obviously OP is from the shallow end of the gene pool.

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Asian_Princess 0

Ha! Try opening a can of tuna with a spoon. Since my lunch ladies wouldn't let me borrow a stupid can opener.

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dansco 24

#58 made me lmao ;) Seriously what kind of moron tries this? At least chop the bloody can in half lol

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sgtrobswifey 0

I forgot to send my husband a can opener awhile back. He was actually able to use his gerber to open a can of beanie weenies. Anyway, Confucius says, "Man with one chopstick go hungry". So, make sure you have two.

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