Lonely and Love: Blue Christmas ? - FML

Blue Christmas ?

By MaeMoss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night. FML

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kaycee1996 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:53

It was your marshpillow!

harkerk87 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:52

That sucks op how long have you been single

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Crazberry 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 1:08

One of my friends at work was obsessed with buying manly smelling things because they comforted her. No harm comes of it. It's just a way to cope with loneliness :)

bestnamever 6

Thursday 19 July 2012 2:06

I just feel badly... Poor OP.

StreetReaper 9

Thursday 19 July 2012 2:29

There is nothing wrong with this. After my Pappa died, my Nona slept with his favorite shirt under her pillow for his scent. It was comforting to her.

NyteWolf 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 2:53

Forever alone! D:

hateevryone 14

Thursday 19 July 2012 5:56

Awwww poor baby

chrystalthequeen 8

Thursday 19 July 2012 6:42

*Hug* you will find someone (:

love1026 6

Thursday 19 July 2012 7:07

Thats not really an fml... I do this all the time with my girlfriends shirts (: (yeah, i'm a lesbian) It makes me feel closer to her when she cant be with me and I need her (:

mlnelly 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 7:10

Google boyfriend pillow...

jcarterholland 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 7:48

I'll come cuddle with you

barrack234 2

Thursday 19 July 2012 9:59

Too bad it doesnt keep you warm at night :(

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