Lonely and Love: Blue Christmas ?

Blue Christmas ?

By MaeMoss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night. FML

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kaycee1996 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:53

It was your marshpillow!

harkerk87 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:52

That sucks op how long have you been single

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DylansMomma 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:43

Where'd you find a mans shirt and cologne then?

lonelyharts86 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:45

Why didn't you just spray a regular pillowcase with cologne instead of a shirt?

jej1997 2

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:47

Great idea. Does it work with women's perfume, too?

Mooish 18

Thursday 19 July 2012 8:04

Of course not!

chocolatepandas 2

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:47

I have a boyfriend pillow. Best. Decision. Ever. His name is Alex.

Crazberry 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 1:11

Is he good in bed? *ba bum tish*

RangerLacrosse26 4

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:55

Counseling?...

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 18 July 2012 21:02

you need a German Shepherd

techman_321 1

Wednesday 18 July 2012 21:04

Forever Alone l l Never Together

chicub 4

Wednesday 18 July 2012 21:11

Soooo need to try that..

mercsl65 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 21:21

you should get out more. youll be surprised what kind of d-bags will sleep with you

xmaximusx 12

Wednesday 18 July 2012 21:21

Gimme your number i smell nice an im goodlooking ill keep u warm

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