Blue Christmas ?

By MaeMoss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night. FML
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harkerk87 3

That sucks op how long have you been single

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That's sad. Sign up for some dating site. I'm sure there are plenty other fish in the sea that do the same stuff....!?

I spray my pillows with my husband's cologne but that's because he passed away & I miss him. Doing it just because you're single is a bit sad really.

noisebox 1

Good for you, but there must be someone decent out there for you from the zoo planet earth...

I have seen stranger things sold on ETSY.com. You may actually have a business idea there... ;-) (kidding, but check the site out for a laugh!)

On Tuesday my boss left a tshirt he'd been wearing lying around at work...I snuck it home with me because he wears the most amazing scent. I'm wearing the shirt now, but the smell has worn off :( So I can totally relate, OP. Being single sucks :(

Um... do you realize what you just said?

That works really well with a body pillow. I finally gave up and started letting the dog sleep in the bed cuz he's warm lol.

Haha I bet you're a virgin! Get on virgin diaries on TLC with that BS

youngsora 7