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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said, "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML

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By nmaidkieavg - 25/01/2011 06:13

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

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Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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Thanks asshole

By WearingOff - 03/08/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 15:58 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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High performance, high risk quipping

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML

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neverland_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:32

Time to state the obvious: should have waited until he was IN his car. YDI, son. :/

jasnoo 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:33

ALMOST got away with it, would have been awesome!

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thefernando1 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:09

Wow, nice one dumbass, learn 2 wait.

coolpersonxfour 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:30

your stunned stunned . haaha

russianredgirl 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:01

stunned stunned?

Zomlette 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:35

It would've been wicked if you got away with it.

LmaoLolRofl 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:44

How do you say idiot in French?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:12

"idiot". It's a cognate. The "o" is a long "o" and the "t" is silent.

Crimson_regret 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:53

I just graduated a sign language program, I doubt our idiot local cops would know any. That's useful.

russianredgirl 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:03

lol YDI for talking before the pig was out of earshot. and i think spanish would have worked better, if thats your third. but then again you live in usa, and in canada they should know both english and french, like me ^_^

Thong_Lover 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:31

Je parle francaise too

DirtyParkBench 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:33

I didn't know that Washington State was such an international tourism hot spot.

melchior_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:38

should've waited till he was gone. and shame on you for breaking a law that's meant for your own safety and then weaseling your way out of it. and shame on the cop for not writing you a ticket anyway. even foreign tourists have to obey our laws.