Miscellaneous: Boobaloo

Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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Faint praise

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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You deserved it 1 298

By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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You deserved it 8 734

By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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You deserved it 3 271

By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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You deserved it 3 154

By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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Panndama 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:49

Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)

Paradoxxxx 16

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:02

boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:54

Your breasts shouldn't matter that makes you you

krunchy_kitty 8

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:38

Oh good lord. Is that the biggest problem you have, that you don't like your boob size?

insomniac8400 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:46

Don't worry about it. A lot of guys (like me) like small boobs :)

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:56

I think small boobs are cuter

RainbowJette 1

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:57

Boobs suck, and that's coming from a bi girl. I'd rather have a B that the DDD I have at 17....

UberNova 18

Sunday 16 March 2014 4:07

Say it again because its not like everyone says that already; just some girls can't understand it for some dumb reason.

TunaFireStarter 16

Sunday 16 March 2014 4:27

It's because large breasts are glamorized. That and as teens, many guys are drawn to larger breasts and haven't yet realized that ALL boobs are glorious and magical. It doesn't help that other girls/women/and even parents help spread the false idea that small boobs are somehow lesser than larger boobs.

gary3768 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 4:27

Try not to worry because all boobs are great no matter the size

zBLAKEz 23

Sunday 16 March 2014 4:40

I wouldn't say ALL boobs are glorious and magical. On Tosh.0 he had a 100 year old stripper and those boobs were certainly not glorious and magical.

psycheiris13 20

Sunday 16 March 2014 4:51

I feel ya I'm in your position and I get teased about it but I learn to laugh it off cause the same people who tease me also tell me they prefer smaller boobs. It all depends on the person so you'll definitely find someone who appreciates everything about you and finds them perfect :)