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Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 8 453

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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You deserved it 4 022

Faint praise

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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You deserved it 95

Thanks, I hate it

By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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You deserved it 1 298

By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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You deserved it 8 735

By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 374

By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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You deserved it 3 271

By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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You deserved it 3 154

By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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You deserved it 5 525

Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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Panndama 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:49

Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)

Paradoxxxx 16

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:02

boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter

Comments

Jett_Porkins 8

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:21

boobs are boobs no matter what size they are

BvbArmy_0 18

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:31

I know how you feel OP my friends do this to me and it makes me feel like less than a woman

Mynamewontfi 40

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:25

Boobs don't define you as a woman. You're as womanly as you feel you are.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 16 March 2014 16:42

They are not friends if they tease you knowing it hurts your feelings. They are assholes.

syed121417 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 17:46

I say screw that. Boob size should not affect your opinion on your femininity. I see so many girls who have large breasts, but are trashy as hell and let guys disrespectful hem for their body. That's not feminine at all. You know what's really feminine? Loving your body

IneededAName99 5

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:42

Don't worry, a lot've guys prefer smaller boobs. I know I do.

trex454 21

Sunday 16 March 2014 6:07

I wat prefer small boobs. don't let it worry you. :D

jazzy_123 20

Sunday 16 March 2014 6:14

7, that's true. Some guys care about how big our butt is lol

MrDonSalvetti 27

Sunday 16 March 2014 8:17

It doens't matter how big they are! Boobs are boobs and they're awesome! So keep your head up! ;)

swedeNix 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 9:39

Tbh me and lots of guys i know prefer small and firm over huge... Just saying:)

KingofBogans 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:25

Any more than a handful is a waste

capsizedatsea 15

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:56

Big cup sizes can be annoying! I'm a 28F so I have to deal with the small back size as well. If a shop went down to my back size they would only go up to a D or DD cup size and most shops only start their back sizes at 32. I have to go to a special shop to get mine and quite often the straps are really thick which is annoying when they show with certain tops and dresses. Also I am only 17 and I will have to deal with this forever! You're lucky you can go to any shop!