Book him!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 13:42 - Reserved

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML
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Tikwichka 5

55, it is the British spelling. Surely 'God Save The Queen' gave you a hint OP is not American? You must know by now that British and American English have different spelling for many words, no?

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letsgetouttahere 3

Hahaha, that made me laugh too much :L:L I love how you add 'It's then I remembered that it's my job to do something about it.' like if it wasn't you'd have watched and laughed :L:L GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

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sloppyflow 1

save the queen from the shitty situation

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lovelyliz916 5

Well shit happens, but mainly on your watch..tee hee :P

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shannonjnae2706 0

That's your punishment for being a cop.

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rofflewaffle 9

And you're a grunt that can't spellcheck. Now, don't we all feel better?

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perdix 29

What is your job? Are you a photo booth attendant or a mall cop? If it's the latter, you could arrest Mr. Diarrhoea (I love the British spelling -- it almost makes the condition sound like fun to have) and haul him off the the torture chamber underneath Victoria's Secret which is usually used on saleswomen who put on a few pounds.

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tbwrb 0

It's called the English language, which you lot desecrate so crassly. Perhaps you could try using it again instead of the franco-English you adore so much

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Telinaa 0

#38.- Calm down, mate. I don't recall him calling British people anything like prissy little bitches, so, chill your boner, bro.

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llppjhddt 0

who says crass? havnt heard tht word inover 94 years

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hitfaceonbrick 0

People with more than one synapse firing in their tiny little head you crass, silly little bitch.

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