Booze blooz

By KayEffEh - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML
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magnetic_aura 26

Yeah, she hasn't been drunk the WHOLE time, right? So, clearly, sober her appreciates the decision of drunk her. :-)

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crissalove 22

At least you two managed to last two years (:

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lina21 12

One drunk night doesn't explain her going on subsequent dates and forming a 2 year relationship OP. It may not be your fairytale start, but does one night 2 years ago really matter enough to define your relationship? If so, get out now

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Kekslama 5

she doesn't autatically have to lie only because she's drunk. most people are very honest.

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clair_brodie 35

If I can have a four year rebound relationship then you can have a two year drunken one.

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nastag 10

Well, drunk words are sober thoughts. Maybe.

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qnmt 9

Can't really call it a mistake if it has lasted for two years =)

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goatcheese4you 13

Not true. Have you heard of babies?

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