Booze blooz

By KayEffEh - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML
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magnetic_aura 26

Yeah, she hasn't been drunk the WHOLE time, right? So, clearly, sober her appreciates the decision of drunk her. :-)

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crissalove 22

At least you two managed to last two years (:

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Storvolleng 28

Longest drunken mistake? Bullshit. Ever heard of kids?

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Zebediabolical 39

My daughter is the longest drunken mistake of my life... And also the best one.

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babybear420 7

I'm pretty sure mistakenly getting pregnant while drunk would last a little longer than 2 years. More like 18 maybe?

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princeoftapps 5

At least you didn't get her pregnant, that would've been the longest drunk mistake ever

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kawaiicutie 13

I was so blitzed at a party once that I flashed the guy who was loaning me a dollar so the parking meter would cross over into free parking and I could stay overnight. Just married the guy. Being drunk at the beginning means nothing if she's still there sober.

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shay_serendipity 29

WE BE ALL NIGHT DRRUNNKKK IN LOOVVEEE ... I'm sorry. I had to.

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catladymeow 4

correction. worst drunken mistake: a child

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fluffymayfire 2

They're called children... the longest drunken mistakes are children

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