Booze blooz

By KayEffEh - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML
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magnetic_aura 26

Yeah, she hasn't been drunk the WHOLE time, right? So, clearly, sober her appreciates the decision of drunk her. :-)

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crissalove 22

At least you two managed to last two years (:

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sweetest_jenn 18

Assuming she wasn't in her right mind when she said yes, you've clearly given her enough reasons to not regret her decision for 2 years. You must be an awesome boyfriend then :)

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Axel5238 29

I'm gonna get thumbed down for this but Jebus. It sounds like she said yes because she didn't want to hurt the guys feelings. Also, something about the way she worded it makes it sound like possibly may be a somewhat regular occurrence. How do you base a relationship on a mistake drunk/high whatever and keep it going that long. The fact she admitted to it now sounds more like she's admitting to it to get out of it and didn't know how to say it.

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stargirl_95 24

You don't stay in a relationship for 2 years unless you actually want to be in it. I once dated a guy because I didn't want to hurt his feelings by saying no and be a "friendzoning bitch". It barely lasted 3 months (and it's one of the main reasons I hate the term friendzone so much). If she didn't want to be with him she would have gotten out much sooner. And she's probably telling him this now so they can laugh about it together and because she feels secure enough in the relationship to know that this revelation probably won't change anything.

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Axel5238 29

Generally I'd agree, but I've known 2 people that were in relationships that long there stuck in them and didn't want to. One only found out the girl if they broke up she really didn't have anywhere to go which was not known originally. It's not likely, but could really happen.

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AFaye3964 17

I was Drunk when my fiance asked me out, and 2 1/2 years later eveything is going great! We have a bundle of joy and are planning of getting married. Sometimes being drunk is a good thing

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worldclassrager 39

Well it's gone strong so far maybe it can still go on unless she really wants it to end

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Celeste7_fml 18

I've heard that a drunk person's words are a sober person's thoughts. Maybe she wasn't ready to say yes at the time but it gave her courage to say yes and you guys made it 2 years!

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RogueWarrior869 23

I question the girlfriend do much right now. Unless she has problems, I find it unlikely she would be not entirely sober everyday you two were together. It looks more like an excuse to breakup. Hopefully you can either work things out or find someone else.

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vikky538 28

at least she is honest... honesty is key to relationship...

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ifoundalaska 11

Did she say it was a mistake? Even though she was drunk she did stay with you for 2 years

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