Boozed up

By speechless - 13/07/2013 14:32 - United States - Mitchell

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
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softrally 15

What drawer was he intending to pee into? O.o

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graceinsheepwear 33

Urine is actually not that dirty. It is considered sterile until it leaves the body.

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jessaaroooo 6

Well usually people piss in the underwear drawer

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Athleticism 11

[Posts another comment that directly has nothing to do with the comment.]

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graceinsheepwear 33

Maybe the last time he whipped it out, someone told him to keep it in his drawers and it stuck with him.

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AshleyScruggs 14

When I was in highschool my geography teacher told our class that people used urine to clean their clothes in the "olden days."

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Futacy 29

Urine is 95% water, and the rest is just urea, toxins that are being cleaned out of your blood stream (in this case, it would be a lot of alcohol).

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CharresBarkrey 15

You will never be able to have kids.

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AngelSpit 18

omg I couldn't help it I burst out laughing that's an interesting situation to find you're in. he sure seems like a whiz kid. seriously though on a scale of 1 to 10 of the weirdest shit I've heard, you're an eight.

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kristabelli 19

Drunk yes, but I'd say it takes a bit more than that to take a pee in your own sock drawer! Having a lot of experience living with a sleepwalker, that is what this sounds like to me. (Sleepwalking is worse when drunk, too.) Plus, his response didn't make much sense.

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