Poopoo peepee, Alcohol, Drunk and Weird: Boozed up

Boozed up

By speechless - 13/07/2013 14:32 - United States - Mitchell

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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Mom! Stop!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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Giving

By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

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Drunken antics

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By MyS3lf - 19/04/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

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softrally 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

What drawer was he intending to pee into? O.o

_GoodGuy 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

That would "piss" me off.

Comments

Ricin 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:45

You married this guy because..?

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:55

Wearing flip flops or doing a load of laundry or two...

lectricpharaoh 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:01

If you didn't know he was a drunken slob when you married him, then FYL. Otherwise, YDI for marrying a disgusting pig. See if you can toilet train him, or get a divorce.

hunteryager 18

Tuesday 17 September 2013 4:43

You're an idiot.

lectricpharaoh 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:28

In fairness, just because someone drinks doesn't mean they will turn into a nasty thing that wallows in their own vomit, feces, and urine. Anybody who can walk and talk is capable of drinking in moderation, but some just choose not to. You don't get so drunk so quickly that you're unable to realize you're inebriated; there is a lot of middle ground where you're progressively more drunk, but still sober enough to know you should stop. Thus, anyone who can't be trusted when drunk also can't be trusted when sober, since they're sober when they decide to get drunk. I don't think that being drunk/stoned/whatever should excuse one's behavior in any way, except if it was in no way their choice. Examples would be someone drugging your drink, or your doctor and/or pharmacist failing to mention psychoactive side effects or drug interactions.

Saffy89 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:19

At least he didn't pee on you! unless of course you'd like it, then it's such a shame..

calipilot227 16

Sunday 14 July 2013 9:26

"Call a plumber, babe. The dresser won't flush."

RubbarDuckie 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:09

His reaction is funny. Sorry OP

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 15 July 2013 6:06

Every word of this is absolutely beautiful.

Lorah519 2

Monday 15 July 2013 6:34

Disgusting!! So vile

babeababe 16

Monday 15 July 2013 7:17

I feel like this is a common thing for guys to do when they get drunk for some reason. My bf has peed in random places in the middle of the night a couple of times. And I know a few other guys that have said they've done the same thing. Sleep peeing.