Kids, Alcohol and Cops: Boozed up

Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 693

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 333

You deserved it 15 620

By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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You deserved it 8 746

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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You deserved it 9 148

Self report

By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 482

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

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You deserved it 17 569

By meeks123 - 20/06/2012 05:03 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML

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You deserved it 5 333

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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You deserved it 24 005

Stranded

By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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You deserved it 4 069

By Anonymous - 12/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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You deserved it 39 913

By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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You deserved it 35 661

nxkftw 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 9:36

what imbeciles. fyl for being related to your cousin.

Peroxide 3

Sunday 8 November 2009 10:20

wtf, drinking but young enough to get grounded? Whats this Ohio state like people?

Comments

eurostar710 11

Friday 26 August 2011 16:46

YDI for calling the cops on them.

lexxiii 17

Sunday 26 August 2012 13:47

She didn't call the cops on them, the cops were probably driving through the neighbourhood to check for any crime /misbehaviour and ended up seeing two kids with liquor, and therefore followed them back to the house.

TallMist 32

Wednesday 10 June 2015 20:17

They were likely underage if they had to steal liquor to drink it. Also, they stole liquor. That's 2 crimes. They deserved the cops called on them. Then they lied to the police, which I'm certain is another crime.

Bullheard 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:11

stupid dimbasses! who did the cop beleve you or them?

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 13:20

ouch

slingo234 12

Friday 28 December 2012 18:14

Lock up your liquor is it that hard?

Karlsmarx2 9

Wednesday 1 July 2015 14:14

Be happy you're nephew is street smart

subscript 15

Monday 27 July 2015 3:55

If it were me they would be in so much more trouble for lying to a cop

rinzlerkitty94 31

Sunday 27 December 2015 18:58

I would ship them both off to the most strict military school I could find. Little bastards need to learn some discipline.

danman27 15

Wednesday 7 September 2016 19:18

I'm pretty sure the cop would believe you over them

tanman230 10

Tuesday 5 June 2018 9:44

I hate situations like this cause you were trying to be nice and he took advantage of he and then tried to throw you under the bus when he got caught. what a shitty human being.