Kids, Alcohol and Cops: Boozed up

Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

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By meeks123 - 20/06/2012 05:03 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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Stranded

By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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nxkftw 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 9:36

what imbeciles. fyl for being related to your cousin.

Peroxide 3

Sunday 8 November 2009 10:20

wtf, drinking but young enough to get grounded? Whats this Ohio state like people?

Comments

shaddix 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 16:03

even if the cop did take the sober adults words (and the fact that the kids still could choose not to drink whatever was being given to them) hopefully the OP learned to keep their alcohol locked up somehow after this happened. the cop may believe her once but twice i doubt.

st0815 9

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:53

When your guests steal from you, you don't lock up the alcohol - you kick out the guests.

alwaysalady 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:55

Keeping it locked up does NOT mean that that will perturb teenagers who want a drink. They could take the door of the cabinet off by the hinge, break the lock, or just kick the door in. Teenagers cvan be very resourceful

ruben7467 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:26

i agree! lol

shudashuia 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:23

how did you deal with it ? i would like to know how a foreigner going to do .would you mind ?

Luckster 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:26

This is one FML I REALLY want a follow up on!

blastvortex 3

Monday 9 November 2009 0:27

Haha. Talk about stupid kids. I see several kids being grounded until the end of the school year.

mellopete 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:09

That should teach you not to ever have kids of your own. You're too dumb.

ChuckWaggon 0

Monday 9 November 2009 15:39

These kids didn't think the cunning plan all the way through. The cop would probably be able to tell you were asleep until a few minutes ago, and most cops will take the work of an adult over 2 drunk juveniles caught roaming around in the middle of the night. Now, it's time to teach those kids what happens to children who try and lie to the police in order to get adults in trouble.