Health, Dogs and Allergies: ESP like… telepathic?

ESP like… telepathic?

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 17:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, I'm tired, on Benadryl, temporarily moved into my mom’s house because my roommate chose to get an ESP dog who sheds, even though I told them I'm anaphylactic crazy allergic. They won’t get rid of the dog and I can’t afford to break the lease. I'm also flunking all my classes. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 00:02

Today, I was told the reason for me getting evicted without notice is because I unnecessarily threw a fit that the dog my roommate got wasn't the one I wanted. I pointed out my anaphylaxis to my landlord and she asked, "That’s hypochondria, right?" I’m still getting evicted without notice. FML

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By KMack - 29/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML

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By booearns - 17/04/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

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By cat-astrophic - 25/02/2015 15:44 - United Kingdom

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML

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By tiffylueg - 21/06/2016 13:38

Today, my allergies are killing me. I took a Benadryl to help, but the allergies are still here. I'm now chugging Mountain Dew at 9:30 in the morning to keep from falling asleep at my desk. Thanks for nothing Benadryl. FML

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Student Hell

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 04:00

Today, I'm studying in another city. My tutor hates me because of my looks and accent. I have no friends, computer or internet outside of uni. I live in a room I rent at an old couple's house. Due to a flimsy door, I hear everything they do or say, and vice versa. I can't move from the bed. If I do, their dog, who guards my door, starts barking. FML

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Good boy

By hypocrites!! - 30/08/2023 10:00

Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML

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By Sleepless - 05/02/2019 00:00

Today, my dad and I had to move in with my mom. There's only two tiny rooms, and my aunt lives there along with her dogs and my cat. The dogs have tried to kill my cat, I have to share the bed with my mom, who snores BAD, and I haven't slept in two days. I work early all week. FML

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Stay safe, stay home

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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Vesi 29

Friday 15 September 2023 0:27

To the title writer: Emotional Support Pet I'm sorry you got pushed out of your own home, OP. is it possible to go to the leasing office and explain what is going on, about the dog and your allergies? ESPs are not legally recognized so you might get the roommate moved elsewhere.

Justkidding100 41

Friday 15 September 2023 1:21

the dog is psychic? I've only heard ESA and they are actually legally protected in some student housing

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Vesi 29

Friday 15 September 2023 0:27

Alan 54

Friday 15 September 2023 6:21

I know, it was my little joke.

Vesi 29

Saturday 16 September 2023 3:17

tiptoppc 19

Saturday 16 September 2023 21:36

Yes, but with a letter and only on certain situations such as housing with a drs letter to a housing management. But As far as this extends from my knowledge, this only applies in the USA. However, medical violation of lease and if management allows it, it could allow you to legally break lease in US as it makes you place no longer medically safe for you and management knows and allows it has just broken your contract by allowing you to be forced into a medically unsafe situation. Consult a lawyer. This is only in USA where this info applies btw.

Justkidding100 41

Friday 15 September 2023 1:21

the dog is psychic? I've only heard ESA and they are actually legally protected in some student housing

RichardPencil 30

Friday 15 September 2023 6:01

Are you trying to make me horny? It's working! ;)

Anderling 32

Friday 15 September 2023 15:54

Like Vesi said, go to the leasing office. If your roommate won't get rid of their pet, then either the leasing office can find other accommodations for either you or the roommate or they can make roommate get rid of the pet. It sucks for the dog but a human being's ability to breathe comes first, always.