Miscellaneous: Boring

Boring

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 14:58 - Canada

Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML

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You deserved it 7 613

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By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 417

You deserved it 4 326

Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 269

You deserved it 1 332

What am I like?

By Joe - 01/11/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 808

You deserved it 50 868

By 713 - 29/08/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 506

You deserved it 4 195

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 077

You deserved it 67 558

By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 392

You deserved it 4 328

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 072

You deserved it 4 021

The hangover from hell

By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 124

You deserved it 899

Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 818

You deserved it 5 728

Assumptions

By FreeTacos_ - 28/10/2015 05:23 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 540

You deserved it 2 732

nofxtime 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:05

You have apparently have a clear mind when you are drunk? Dude don't feel bad, that is like a superpower!

dramatay 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 20:19

BURN!!!!

Comments

teiso_fml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:39

I think not being stupid and crazy when drunk is probably a good thing. She's just disappointed she can't make fun of you.

Paula844 7

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:59

How is this a FML?

jillz 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 3:12

That's what she says now...until she discovers that 'boring' = safe. She still hasn't grown up. Forget her.

Bloonbloon 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 4:31

#13 mightve been first if he didn't waste all that time bragging and posting a comment that probably took 2 minutes to write

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 6:39

*facepalm* You notice how it's a reply? There is no way they could have been first. #13 was just making fun of all those people who make a big deal of being the first person to comment.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:43

thank you panda, i thought i was the only one on here who realized that..silly people.

SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 November 2010 15:23

Several people comment before

sarcrl 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 4:39

she could have been kidding >.>

Srain 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 5:40

YDI for texting. You should have had the balls to tell it to her face, or at least call her.

procrastinatorrr 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 9:23

so true. if they see each other in person he could (hopefully) prove he's not boring? can't tell much about people from texts... but the fact that he posted it here... well we know he's oversensitive and pathetic!

JohnnyTheFox 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 7:45

this is NOT an FML. The text from her is her kidding around. It means you didn't say anything so bad. You're a dumb ************.

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 8:24

......................................huh, what? ...Sorry, I fell asleep trying to read this fml. Now let's see, it was something about being boring, right? You don't say...

Mike03_fml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 9:01

I'm sorry for all the boring ppl on this planet in general and apparently you're one of them. FYL. I agree with #51. Being boring by texting really makes it more lame than anything...