Miscellaneous: Boring

Boring

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 14:58 - Canada

Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML

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You deserved it 7 613

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By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 417

You deserved it 4 326

Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 269

You deserved it 1 332

What am I like?

By Joe - 01/11/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 808

You deserved it 50 868

By 713 - 29/08/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 506

You deserved it 4 195

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 077

You deserved it 67 558

By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 392

You deserved it 4 328

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 072

You deserved it 4 021

The hangover from hell

By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 124

You deserved it 899

Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 818

You deserved it 5 728

Assumptions

By FreeTacos_ - 28/10/2015 05:23 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 540

You deserved it 2 732

nofxtime 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:05

You have apparently have a clear mind when you are drunk? Dude don't feel bad, that is like a superpower!

dramatay 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 20:19

BURN!!!!

Comments

ShetHappensxx 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:12

*falls asleep* i'm sorry what did you say? Goodness boy your boringness made me fall asleep!

rosierosierosie 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:13

DRINK MOAR She just sounds like a bitch to be honest.

Scatchamagowza 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:17

I'm from Nova Scotia too! :D

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:29

Same here! :O And this FML is hilarious.

movies12 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:27

OMG Everyone look at #13 they think there first. LOL!! So stupid!!

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:34

im pretty sure they were just making fun of the actual first poster [and anyone else who thinks its SO ****** COOL! to be first] OP: she sounds like a bitch, or she was joking. and you sound boring when youre sober? soooo what, you were actually coherent after a few drinks? thats not a bad thing AT ALL. when your friends are stumbling all over the place, youll be just as drunk, just not as stupid.