Intimacy: Bovine - FML

Bovine

By harambae - 11/09/2016 17:10 - United States - La Grange

Spicy

Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML

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WTF dude?

By Bug5992 - 09/12/2012 22:46 - United States - Kent

Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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Honky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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SORRY!

By imsorry - 14/01/2015 23:57 - United States - Oakland

Spicy

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Spicy

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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Turn of phrase

By MiniJeans - 30/04/2015 02:25 - United States - Casselberry

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Spicy

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Top comments

bigbagofnope 25

Saturday 1 October 2016 3:01

did your partner give you any beef about it?

emeraldarcher74 30

Saturday 1 October 2016 3:02

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

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MitchRapp 20

Saturday 1 October 2016 6:58

Now very Cow-collated

notjordansime 12

Saturday 1 October 2016 7:27

At least you didn't moo like a family guy European cow... SHAZOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Saturday 1 October 2016 7:50

Ha-ha, that may be the funniest thing ive ever heard anyone do during sex

MulticoloredSlug 18

Saturday 1 October 2016 8:27

How do you accidentally moo

Baron_Kaz 15

Saturday 1 October 2016 8:54

How do you "moo" during sex... What really was going on in your mind when you inadvertently made cow noises during copulation??!!

InnocenceBlue 37

Saturday 1 October 2016 9:36

How does one "accidentally" moo exactly?

r1has 28

Saturday 1 October 2016 10:23

It's okay. If a little moo kills the mooed, then that person needs to move away from you. A moo is such a silly thing to crow about

species4872 19

Saturday 1 October 2016 19:49

So your boyfriends a cowpoke?

TheGamerXYZ 19

Saturday 1 October 2016 19:56

That is utterly hilarious.

verysmarmy 11

Saturday 1 October 2016 23:01

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