Health, Parenting, Accident and Kids: Boys will be boys

Boys will be boys

By optimistic2628 - 19/10/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, my 5 year-old twin boys decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

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By Spooderman - 04/02/2016 02:04 - United States

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

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By dad - 28/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Salem

Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML

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By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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Slippery slope

By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML

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By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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Cocobananas

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML

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That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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Biblical

By Anonymous - 26/12/2021 20:01

Today, my son has a habit of picking on his little brother when in a bad mood. I heard a massive crash and found him out cold with his little brother holding a homemade slingshot and a bunch of rocks. Apparently, in school they just learned about David and Goliath. FML

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shinicat 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:28

Silly kids, Batman and Spiderman can't fly. I hope they're ok though

fleg 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:28

How about you watch your children so stuff like that doesn't happen?

Comments

italiianxloveer 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:37

How about you pay attention to your kids?

bribubbles 10

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:39

Spiderman Turn Off The Dark now featuring Batman.

twisted_cherub 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:45

Don't worry about the haters OP. I noticed most of them are still kids themselves. Anyone over 25 remembers when kids were to play outside just to give our parents a little peace. I had four concussions growing up & I'm fine. I have a friend, however, who's parents watched him every second. He's a socially awkward virgin, still living with them at age 27. For the love of God, let your kids get hurt.

Corilee13 7

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:51

Honestly OP, don't listen to these people. I jumped off a roof at 5 with an umbrella trying to be Mary Poppins (I was playing upstairs and got the wonderful idea), I drank soap to try to burp bubbles like I saw in a cartoon also at 5 (bath time) I broke my arm climbing a tree at 8. Kids get hurt, it happens. My mom wasn't negligent for any of my dumb ideas. I wrecked my bike, fell down, stepped on a nail, broke a lampshade and cut my hand, cut my hand with scissors and all of it was just an accident. It doesn't make you a bad parent. Kids find ways to do dumb things no matter how much you watch them.

SanDiegoGirl111 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 2:06

Holy shit, Corilee!!! I jumped off the roof with an umbrella trying to be Mary Poppins, and was around 5 yrs old too!! LMFAO...little ashamed to admit I was kinda surprised when it didn't work :-D

malfean 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 23:19

Darwinism in action?

JacqJacqAttack 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 23:20

lets hope intelligence isnt genetic, maybe they will have children with common sense, or they will get smarter as they grow up, lets hope for 2....

SnailJamsss 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 23:39

So where exactly were you when your kids decided to try and kill themselves basically? And why FYL? because you don't watch your kids like you're supposed to? Good god, lady.