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Braggadocio

By snowwhite - 28/10/2013 04:51 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of, "how hard he gave it to me last night." FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 665
You deserved it 10 134

Same thing different taste

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Wizardo 33

He's just trying to make light of the situation, no need to be so burned up about it OP. P.S. Get some aloe and put it in a ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer. Once done take out and rub over body - instant relief.

juststephhere 23

So hard you became completely red! Haha sounds fun!

Comments

should've applied sunscreen spf 50+ before getting sunburnt..

This made me think of Latrell Spencer from White Chicks

Just tell him to man up and really have you that hard next time.

KayleeFrye 39

Get yourself some Solarcaine spray. It smells funny and you'll b sticky for a little while, but it will hurt much less and won't peel.

duma191 21

i actually have caused problems like that, you should tell him to try harder next time.

Aren't I lucky Italians don't burn (: haha tell ur bfs friends that his 3 inch dick couldn't do that much damage :p

Do yourself a favor, brew up some tea really strong and after it cools a little, get a cotton ball or paper towel and apply the tea to the sun burn, it will relieve a lot of the pain, the longer you wait the less it works though. The tannic acid in the tea works as burn relief.

Well I think the red burn would prove that wrong unless he calls that a rug burn per se...