Braggadocious

By krissy8799 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 257
You deserved it 10 112

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ImFrackinBored 13

...Well my question is: how many people liked it?

Comments

krissy8799 1

I am OP I made an account to give a little more info. My mother and his grandmother are friends with both of us on there and it was up for a few hours before I noticed it. it had over 20 likes lol

revanche 2

stop being a bitch about it :p

its bad luck to see an owl durring the day, thats why...

On facebook? How dare he! He's supposed use Twitter for that! /sarc Seriously, I feel sorry that you have a boyfriend like that.

BigPerro4life 0

you want to get back at him? post a reply to the comment! something like, "honey, call me when you can last more than 30seconds before your pencil dick explodes"

ctm987654321 3

you should do it for him more often, then it wouldnt be as big of a deal and he might not post it

mikede420 0

it would be really funny if he said it wasn't good.

what a douche. how old is this loser? that's some elementary sh*t