Sex, Facebook, Social Media and Intimacy: Braggadocious - FML

Braggadocious

By krissy8799 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

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You deserved it 10 112

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By Nublet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 5 582

By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 617

You deserved it 8 754

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

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You deserved it 61 828

Killing the mood

By hotmess - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML

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You deserved it 8 778

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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You deserved it 775

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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You deserved it 5 883

Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

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You deserved it 10 431

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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By myusofwe - 06/02/2016 01:33 - Puerto Rico - Caguas

Spicy

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

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You deserved it 3 028

By notsexy - 28/07/2009 22:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

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You deserved it 8 442

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Top comments

ImFrackinBored 13

Friday 15 July 2011 12:14

...Well my question is: how many people liked it?

lekiat 0

Friday 15 July 2011 12:14

well that blows

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crazyrunnergirl 7

Friday 15 July 2011 16:18

some people like your boyfriend shouldn't be allowed to have a facebook because they don't understand how what they post can affect not only them but other people

bballforward33 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:28

holy mother of god it's Facebook for Christ sake!!! it's not even real thing u can touch or feel!!! people are way too obsessed with it and the guy who made it only made it so hd could creep on girls he couldn't get because he's s nerd

tayza249 20

Friday 15 July 2011 16:21

Comment on it, saying how small his dick is. Theres something interesting for his Facebook friends to read.

tayza249 20

Friday 15 July 2011 16:21

Comment on it, saying how small his dick is. Theres something interesting for his Facebook friends to read.

Babalu722 3

Friday 15 July 2011 16:41

i fail to see the problem here

Link33_fml 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:05

It doesn't take a Facebook post for everyone to know you suck dicks. Lots of women do. You're not special.

finndizzle 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:19

what's wrong with that?

drock157 0

Friday 15 July 2011 18:00

that's guys a dumb ass

andyKAMP 0

Friday 15 July 2011 18:06

you should comment back and be like "you cheating son of a bitch," or some variation. have fun with it.

gigi03 5

Friday 15 July 2011 18:06

Why are you angry?

aztabis 0

Friday 15 July 2011 18:16

that is so funny!! at least he was happy and wanted Fb to know lol

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Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML

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Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 243

You deserved it 8 494

Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML

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Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML

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You deserved it 5 321

Today, I woke up to yet another severed rat head next to my bed, which I have to dispose of yet again. Cats are seriously weird. FML

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Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML

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