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were you any good?
well that sucks...
Lol. This really surprises you why? Everything ends up on Facebook eventually.
So why are you angry with him?
Did anyone "like" it?
53 is 100% right
that's why u first blow then date. I bet if u did it more often he won't be posting it on fb. so ydi
that's why u first blow then u date. I bet if u had done it more often that wouldnt happen. so ydi
^ You're a douchebag...
well, it's Facebook official!
I can understand why you would be so upset if he posted a video of said *******. But if he only posted it as his status, it's not a big deal. Grow up.
122, if, sometime in the future, OP is looking for a job, an employer can just type her name into Facebook and did out all of this stuff. And that's just one reason OP should be mad.
127 she can untag herself, and if a boss doesn't hire you because you gave your boyfriend head you shouldn't work for that asshole
true, but it sets a bad example. and it's other things as well like pictures and stuff.
It was only a post, besides with google plus friend circles it will be awesome
you preach the truth
To get back at him you should post on Facebook that he finally let you put a ***** in his ass bet he won't like that very much :)
haha literally, huh? :D
bwahahahahaha hilarious!
that might help get a job who doesn't want an female employee that can give good head
very true
Actually there are people who's job is finding everything you've ever posted on Facebook even after you've "deleted" it. It's easy if you're a computer geek cause everything (even if "deleted") stays in Facebook's storage space so.... The employer can still find the post
Just thought I'd say that you like all the same music as I do :D
u look like a girl
please, refer to it as yelling with a guitar and drum player with turrets in the background.
it's not music, its depressed emo people yelling and hitting stuff
I'd like to hear what you think is good music since you seem to think your opinion is the best. I don't love metal, but I can see that a lot of the bands are talented, even if I don't like their music myself.
u don't have to like our music but why do you feel like you must put it down? to each there own. if you don't like then **** off and go listen to lady gaga
(just me butting in here) I like some of those Bands because they're classic (guns and roses
your a ******* retard, your music has no meaning other then emo messages about cutting yourself. and there is a ton of other music other then radio crap like rock n roll. country, jazz so **** off
129 who are you to say we listen to what's on the radio there are other music types other than constant bass lines and screaming with "teretts" guitarists
really?? it's all about cutting yourself? do tell me more, since you seem so well versed in these particular genres of music
I don't think we should be giving anyone a hard time because while you're saying "screamo is pointless and the lyrics suck" guess what ? they're saying the same thing :/ I don't like pop or rock , so I agree with both sides. and lots if emo music isn't about cutting yourself, and there are some pop singers who don't sing for a profit !!!
huh I'm not particular in "punk" or "screemo" or whatever the hell they call it now
There are musians in every genre that are only in it for profit, but you shouldn't condemn a whole genre. I love bands like Guns n Roses, but I really don't like Attack Attack. That doesn't mean I have to go after fans of that band. I'm with the metal lovers on this one because for no reason people started attacking their music, and they have every right to defend themselves. There also is some music on the radio that has good lyrics: Florence + the Machine, or Mumford and Sons, for example
you contradicting bastard
I love Florence + the machine and that's a really good point , why DID everyone start attacking the 'metal lovers' ?
oh I'm 151 I'm not going to bash on anyone's music and blah blah but Im with the people who live metal because I dont like the other music, wwwoooowwwww that made so much sense!!!!!!!!!
"Another Way to Die" would be Disturbed, not A7X. People will like what appeals to them. Texas country appeals to me, but you don't see me saying that all other music is shit. If you're going to argue to make a point, do us all a favor and think before your fingers start working the keyboard.
All music sucks in the face of the Olsen twins sing-a-long songs.
This dude makes a comment about the fml then it is an argument over music and there r good emo bands rock bands maybe pop singers rappers like Eminem and what not
And this is why I listen to 40's. Good sounds and talent. Talent died in the 90's, almost everything made in the last decade is absolute rubbish.
I won't lie, I don't like metal that much. I do like a few bands, namely Foo Fighters, Powerglove and A7X. No, I'm not just another fan kid that only likes "Welcome to the Family" and "Danger Line." My favorite song by them is "Fiction." Anyone who says A7x sucks hasn't heard that beautiful, haunting song.
And this is why I listen to 40's. Good sounds and talent. Talent died in the 90's, almost everything made in the last decade is absolute rubbish.
Unholy Confessions, Chapter IV, and Eternal Rest are the best A7X songs ever
you sir ... just won !
Screamo and Justin bieber are closely related in the animal kingdom. Those aren't the only two options. For instance, I listen to The Black Keys, My Morning Jacket, Yeasayers, Mark Lanegan, Portugal. The Man, etc. They have nothing to do with the radio or screamo.
jacob youre a ******* fatass if you dont like metal them go somewhere else and stop pissing people off. I hate how everyone is really stereotypical towards metal. it's always, "metal is emo and for emos." or, "oh they're just yelling I can't understand what they're saying so it must be emo." seriously, shut the **** up. a7x and bfmv ftw
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she was angry because he said geting head from my girlfriend then commented below it why doesn't Facebook have a dislike button
u seem cute.
u seem desperate
facebook does have a dislike button. only if u use firefox and download the plug in
I've never seen a more thumbed-up comment in my life.
well that blows
#8, your post just ruined it
I see you've visited my hometown
boring ass response, have some creativity
lol i agree
#8 was doing a family guy thing but you guys ruined it not him/her
cause she give ********?? I think it's past tense gave unless she is giving you head right now
what's funny is when you take # 8's response and say it in a borat voice
#3, literally! It does blow!
Okay STUART if u say so.
56- that is why he said 'IF'
Lmao, What Did The Post Say?
A video captioned: "My sexy gf swallows".
it was something like this "awwww yea I got head yea swagg #winning" I could be wrong though
nonsense I see people using the # on Facebook.
how rude.....you should threaten him that u won't give him another ******* for a while....
sure just look at her username :L
If he doesn't know that, he's a plain idiot. Simple as that. He's way too immature to have Facebook or to be on the internet anyways.
That was a reply to 33.
he's just a squirle trying to get a nut
But he's a koala
Why ebony101, just wondering
thats my username I have used for ages, only one that wasn't taken at the time....
ages huh?
lol
sometimes ur so happy u got some head..u just gotta share it wit people
Tell him it's personal and you would prefer if the whole world didn't know.
Exactly. He may not know that he crossed the personal privacy boundary unless you tell him.
lame
if he doesn't know how to keep ya personal info to himself, then he's not mature enough
are you angry because he said you arent any good at it?
Haha. :)
no one else seemed to like my comment lol :L
Cause they don't understand how nasty a ******** is and how she deseverd it. A penis isn't supposed to go down your mouth. Girls have a ****** for a reason! Damn.
I agree with you!
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...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
well that blows