Embarrassing, Cars, Relatable, Keys, Raining and Transportation: Brain bug

Brain bug

By andimanastudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door…" I'd forgotten about that option. FML

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You deserved it 68 626

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SGal25 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:59

wow duh! brain fart??

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:00

dear god. holy shit, what to do without keyless entry!!!! OMG

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northern_lights 0

Friday 15 April 2011 4:16

You are an idiot, OP. Please do not further pollute the world with your genetics.

jasmiin_fml 0

Friday 15 April 2011 4:55

lmao!(:

FYLorYDIohno 12

Friday 15 April 2011 5:08

Isn't it ironic how her name is : And I'm an A student

CloneXD11 3

Friday 15 April 2011 5:16

this is why women don't drive

PapaCool_fml 0

Friday 15 April 2011 5:23

Let me guess - is your hair colour blond?

Nic2012 0

Friday 15 April 2011 5:39

Wowwww.... I didnt know Paris Hilton posts on FML :))

Switchblade1212 0

Friday 15 April 2011 6:06

Um, why did u put that in quotations.

x3herox3 0

Friday 15 April 2011 6:31

Lazy adds. I don't have a car unlock/lock button.

bloobelly 0

Friday 15 April 2011 7:11

BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!

yuggi1 11

Friday 15 April 2011 7:30

Are you blonde? Just kidding. We are so used to everyday comforts that we sometimes forget what to do when we don't have them anymore.

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