Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
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permannator 10

"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"

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courtney680 17

You're a dumbass.

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Comments

Izabushel 65

What is it with people in Massachusetts handing over fake ID's to cops? Very similar to the FML submitted on 18/9/2009.

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gc327072 30

Something that happened 4 years ago makes it frequent?

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IZkat 24

No but it does make it a copy. FML is about original stories.

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icadragoon 11

How do people post these thinking people may say FYL? YDI OP, next time put it in a different place or maybe (though very doubtful) you'll learn your lesson and not get another one (if the cop was smart and took it).

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JenkJenks 6

Here's how you get out of it: 1: Go to a doctor 2: Get sterilized 3: Show police proof of sterilization 4: They will let you go free of charge for saving the future generations from the stupid gene

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cosmosis 12

FYL OP. If you're that much of an idiot, your life must truly be ******!

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cetlawizard 15

Really? Not only is possessing 2 REAL ID's against the law, so is having a FAKE one..I gave you a YDI for your sheer dumbness of breaking 2 laws @ 1 time & then getting pulled over for probably breaking a 3rd law.

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GrahmerNatsi 2

is everyone on here a bunch of squares and loosers? Underage drinking oh nooo what a bad person! And speeding too? What a terrorist!

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akiahara 14

Not old enough to look back on teenage stupidity, apparently...

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GrahmerNatsi 2

actually I'm 22 with my own place and a good paying full time job. And I was able to achieve this regardless of all the underage drinking I did. Oh I smoke pot too, guess I'm a delinquent going nowhere.. who just happens to make 80 grand a year already

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Why would you have a fake id?

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wvcheesehead1 9

You should have worked it, claimed you were an agent, mid investigation. Every question he asked you should have said it was above his paygrade and demand to see the NSA director. He will either be terrified or give you the cavity search of a lifetime.

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ItsKennyBaby 9

First world problems

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