Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
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permannator 10

"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"

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courtney680 17

You're a dumbass.

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shaww 28

Officer: You were born...February 30th, 1986? OP: It was simpler then...

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outoftown 26

On the bright side, now you know you aren't cut out for a life of crime.

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SuperDanielNL 23

A variation of this FML was on here before, but my conclusion is the same; if you are going to break the law, don't be an idiot about it.

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TrueTriage 16

Not really reckless so much as just being an idiot... Here's an idea though. Don't get fake IDs!

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shaww 28

Officer: Name? OP: Ron, Ron Weasley

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R00ST3R 12

Officer: I should've known youse was a Weasley with your red hair and a Hand-me-down robe.

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Sandman366 6

70-You could just thumb him up instead of saying "good one", which is, in 99.99% of cases, going to get you thumbed down.

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Jacksparrow72 21

I just don't understand why people keep the fake ID with the real one. Put it in a different spot.

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_1296 10

Well it is completely normal to confuse the spots. A better solution is to not have a fake one at all.

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Radoh 3

You are an idiot for a multitude of different reasons.

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Kristoffer 35

ydi for having a fake ID at all.

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