Transportation, Cars and Relatable: Brain fart

Brain fart

By Username - 09/06/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

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By lunchbox2353 - 30/07/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2014 03:33 - United States - Butler

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

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sambino2012 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

been there done that.. lol

Susieee_Q 9

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

We all have our moments.

Comments

hahopps 4

Friday 10 June 2011 0:16

lmao I've done that alot of times :]

wizzy15 5

Friday 10 June 2011 0:16

happens to me ALL the timee. haha. one day i was texting on it and looking for it. and another day i was talking on it.. and complaining to the person on the phone that i lost my phone. XD .

Fmlgirl08 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:19

happens all the time. I lose my phone, have mini panic attacks, and then realize I'm holding it.

Fmlgirl08 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:19

happens all the time. I lose my phone, have mini panic attacks, and then realize I'm holding it.

Zorro118 9

Friday 10 June 2011 0:19

fail!

mylifepwnz 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:23

so?

YacL 15

Friday 10 June 2011 0:24

Just because he's boners, doesn't mean everyone is going to thumb his comment up. Some people actually thumb a comment based on the comment, not the author. Plus not EVERYONE on FML likes him.

i_lol_at_life 12

Friday 10 June 2011 0:26

Normally would laugh and say you deserve it, but I've done that way to many times, lol.... though gotta wonder how people will act in years to come when we have them implanted in out brains.......