Transportation, Cars and Relatable: Brain fart

Brain fart

By Username - 09/06/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

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You deserved it 35 277

By lunchbox2353 - 30/07/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML

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You deserved it 385

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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You deserved it 42 167

By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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You deserved it 31 214

By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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You deserved it 5 064

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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You deserved it 38 634

By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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You deserved it 6 842

By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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You deserved it 1 202

By anonymous - 27/11/2014 03:33 - United States - Butler

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

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sambino2012 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

been there done that.. lol

Susieee_Q 9

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

We all have our moments.

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borntoperform 14

Friday 10 June 2011 0:32

I was gonna mark "ydi" but I realized there r 911 ydis and didn't wanna ruin it.

johnson94 5

Friday 10 June 2011 0:33

haters like you make him famous!

Dodgerfan_3 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:41

stupid idiot

meowmeowgirl 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:42

Derp

kaileigh10 2

Friday 10 June 2011 0:42

I was drunk-texting about how I couldn't find my phone. it happens to the best of us.

mahomie97 7

Friday 10 June 2011 0:44

hhaha this just made my day(:

Asoman 3

Friday 10 June 2011 0:48

blondie

no65438 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:49

just a guess but are you by any chance a blonde?

DoubtedSeeker 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:50

haha I think this is more of a FAIL rather than an FML lol jut saying

VelvetRain 6

Friday 10 June 2011 0:51

Ahhh I moderated this one :)

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Brain fart

Same thing different taste

This ol' truck

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