Clothes and Miscellaneous: Brain wormed

Brain wormed

By dumbAssCollegeStudent - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 695

You deserved it 22 593

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Glade

By stinkystinky - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 941

You deserved it 967

Brain fog

By FlyingCoffeeMonster - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Oreland

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 062

You deserved it 3 219

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Record breakers

By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 595

You deserved it 21 574

Never enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 205

You deserved it 3 951

Bad boy

By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 788

You deserved it 9 674

I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 722

You deserved it 3 950

Customized

By gss - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 516

You deserved it 2 280

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 249

You deserved it 1 256

Piss off, basically

By lonelyandcold - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 195

You deserved it 1 930

puppie406 23

Friday 4 March 2016 13:46

Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.

PuppiesKisses 15

Friday 4 March 2016 13:47

Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?

Comments

ouijacorn 9

Saturday 5 March 2016 5:19

As someone who lives in dry-ass California: how dare you.

Repethetic 25

Saturday 5 March 2016 6:35

if the clothes have been dirty for weeks they probably needed that! do your washing more often op that's gross to let them sit

_lifemyfuck_ 11

Saturday 5 March 2016 6:49

"I finally did my laundry after a few good weeks"... Sounds like you needed the 3 washes anyway (x

AngusEcrivain 18

Saturday 5 March 2016 7:46

Meh... I'm pretty sure it could have been worse...

HayRuss 13

Saturday 5 March 2016 8:16

Probably coming from someone whose mommy washed dried and folded all their laundry....

AngelBaby666 12

Saturday 5 March 2016 15:31

I did mine and my boyfriend's laundry yesterday at a laundromat and we downed $40

bronz 15

Saturday 5 March 2016 16:11

How could you possibly confuse the two? They both have obvious differences in looks and settings.

tomvertigo 17

Sunday 6 March 2016 0:44

At least you picked a good name for this FML. Dont worry, OP. At least you washed it instead of rewearing it.

firecracker5 11

Sunday 6 March 2016 7:27

Gotta lay off the Ganga bub

123Puppy 33

Thursday 16 February 2017 15:17

What the heck? I'm sure that you would hear the sound of water coming out instead of the dryer sound. I don't understand how you would mix them up. o.o