Piss off, basically

By lonelyandcold - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML
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Pleonasm 35

It really brings my blood to a boil when parents don't give the slightest regards to their children. OP I hope you warm to the idea of disowning such a careless ice-queen.

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badbadkitty 5

Wow. Sounds like your mother really cares about your well being! I'm so sorry OP! I'm sure you have friends who care more than your mother!

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badbadkitty 5

Wow. Sounds like your mother really cares about your well being! I'm so sorry OP! I'm sure you have friends who care more than your mother!

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Harpy20 24

I'm sorry OP, she sounds pretty cold.

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halzmac 5

Yeah! Op should stay with a friend who actually cares about her!

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onlychildFTW 33

Lets hope OP was bad and Santa gives OP a lump of coal!

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sens3sfailing 24

I would love being given coal for Christmas! Go sell that shit, then buy something decent for myself!

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peachesncreem 21

For some reason, my mind went straight to boobs when I read this :S

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peachesncreem 21

Excuse me while I pick up my mind out of the gutter..

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Pleonasm 35

It really brings my blood to a boil when parents don't give the slightest regards to their children. OP I hope you warm to the idea of disowning such a careless ice-queen.

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Pleonasm 35

Who knows. Sometimes we get roaming, vagabond commenters, that post whatever random assortment of words they can come up with from post to post. It's funny sometimes

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Ryan_Jaxson 8

And sometimes, these vagabonds wave at you from the bus after taking your spare change.

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kearsleyz 10

Pleonasms use of puns on FMLs, some of them are golden, this one, in my opinion felt forced

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chocolateisyum 12

Rug up with lots of blankets and jumpers. Spend your time watching movies in bed. But I'm sorry about your mean mother!

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LanaViolin 10

How the hell does one deserve this?! FYL dude.

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Needafarm 22

There are a lot of people out there that think everyone deserves anything they get, good or bad.

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onlychildFTW 33

It's the people who just want to do the opposite of the majority. They want to be rebels.

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gc327072 30

People who think FTW means "f the world" and not "for the win".

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Duladian 19

I'm one of the people who hit 'ydi' Mind you I did not do that on purpose. While using a small touch screen, someone can accidently push the wrong one. This is probably a good number of them for this fml. I've done this a few times over the years.

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Needafarm 22

Sorry OP, all the warm thoughts in the world aren't going to keep you from freezing. I'd recommend Booze, but surgery and booze don't mix.

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CCSA 12

Booze won't help you either way, with or without surgery. It simply make you feel warmed up for a short period and cause you to lose more body heat over time.

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chocolateisyum 12

When your choosing her a retirement home, chuck her in a damp smelly shed and tell her to think clean and warm thoughts.

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jdm_powered 6

If you do get abnormally cold, turn the stove on and keep the door open. it may use a lot of electricity but its toasty warm.

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SquishFish 15

Oh my. Never EVER NEVER use your stove to heat your house! NEVER! Especially if its gas!

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