Clothes and Miscellaneous: Brain wormed

Brain wormed

By dumbAssCollegeStudent - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML

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You deserved it 22 591

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Glade

By stinkystinky - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 941

You deserved it 967

Brain fog

By FlyingCoffeeMonster - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Oreland

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 062

You deserved it 3 219

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Record breakers

By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 594

You deserved it 21 574

Never enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 205

You deserved it 3 951

Bad boy

By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 788

You deserved it 9 674

I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 718

You deserved it 3 948

Customized

By gss - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 515

You deserved it 2 279

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 249

You deserved it 1 256

Piss off, basically

By lonelyandcold - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 191

You deserved it 1 929

puppie406 23

Friday 4 March 2016 13:46

Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.

PuppiesKisses 15

Friday 4 March 2016 13:47

Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 4 March 2016 14:11

Are you a blonde by any chance?

vikky538 28

Friday 4 March 2016 14:17

You need some course on how to do laundry

xx000o 27

Friday 4 March 2016 21:30

Sounds like OP slept through clothes washing 101.

kyu_Q 19

Friday 4 March 2016 14:30

Perhaps you should do it more often.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 4 March 2016 14:33

I find it difficult to understand how you couldn't tell the difference. The only logical assumptions I can come up with are that either the machines are so old nobody can tell them apart, or you've never done your own laundry before. The first of which is hardly very likely.

jcarter25 12

Friday 4 March 2016 14:51

Have you considered the possibility that you are not college material?

ragnarok1540 39

Friday 4 March 2016 17:44

While OP's actions are stupid, at least he made an attempt. Some lazy bastards take their laundry home for their mothers to wash.

KatieJBabe 27

Friday 4 March 2016 15:01

The washing machine/dryer OP has at home is most likely completely different to the one at the college.

Deweyboy 10

Friday 4 March 2016 15:27

I would vote this as YDI, but I took a step back and said, "I can't blame you, This is pretty much me, too". Learn from your mistakes.

Fairyjoshy 13

Friday 4 March 2016 20:41

I always appreciate finding someone with self-awareness in the FML comments :)

moocowmilk0 19

Friday 4 March 2016 16:48

...how?

Shay_Shay97 23

Friday 4 March 2016 17:14

OP no offense but you sound like the kind of person that struggles with simple tasks.

ragnarok1540 39

Friday 4 March 2016 18:01

It's always simple until you shrink your favorite sweater or end up with pink spots all over your laundry ... not to mention accidentally washing something that should be dry cleaned only.