Clothes and Miscellaneous: Brain wormed

Brain wormed

By dumbAssCollegeStudent - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 695

You deserved it 22 593

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By stinkystinky - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 941

You deserved it 967

Brain fog

By FlyingCoffeeMonster - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Oreland

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 062

You deserved it 3 219

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Record breakers

By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 595

You deserved it 21 574

Never enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 205

You deserved it 3 951

Bad boy

By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 788

You deserved it 9 674

I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 722

You deserved it 3 950

Customized

By gss - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 516

You deserved it 2 280

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 249

You deserved it 1 256

Piss off, basically

By lonelyandcold - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 195

You deserved it 1 930

puppie406 23

Friday 4 March 2016 13:46

Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.

PuppiesKisses 15

Friday 4 March 2016 13:47

Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?

Comments

puppie406 23

Friday 4 March 2016 13:46

Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.

RebeccaRFT 18

Friday 4 March 2016 15:07

Probably a high water bill

lexred 30

Friday 4 March 2016 17:46

Maybe OP's intoxication problem.

teentee401 36

Friday 4 March 2016 22:12

Waste of money

dancerr45 7

Saturday 5 March 2016 7:39

If they live on campus, they don't pay the water bill, but they could pay per load of laundry.

PuppiesKisses 15

Friday 4 March 2016 13:47

Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?

Jmrox2001 10

Friday 4 March 2016 15:05

Too

GrainHauler 9

Friday 4 March 2016 15:18

I'm thinking they're hitting something other than the books lol

Colon_Man 17

Friday 4 March 2016 16:12

Yeah. Did they legalize marijuana in Wisconsin?

Karau_fml 12

Friday 4 March 2016 13:48

They will be as clean as ever now!

sprout_08 12

Saturday 5 March 2016 0:33

Cory in the house is my favorite anime!

General_Cool 24

Saturday 5 March 2016 21:21

Hey look, my favorite anime

shinikageWolf 15

Friday 4 March 2016 13:53

How sleep deprived are you??

HeyyShayy 15

Friday 4 March 2016 13:53

So you didn't think anything of it when you had to press the buttons for hot, cold, or warm water? Or the permanent press or gentle cycle?

HeyyShayy 15

Friday 4 March 2016 14:41

Even then the buttons are way different from dryers. My university washers wouldn't turn on until we turned the knobs for water temperature and cycle so...I don't know how anyone screws that up lol