Clothes and Miscellaneous: Brain wormed

Brain wormed

By dumbAssCollegeStudent - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML

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By stinkystinky - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 941

You deserved it 967

Brain fog

By FlyingCoffeeMonster - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Oreland

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 062

You deserved it 3 219

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Record breakers

By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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You deserved it 21 574

Never enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 205

You deserved it 3 951

Bad boy

By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

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You deserved it 9 674

I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 722

You deserved it 3 950

Customized

By gss - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 516

You deserved it 2 280

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 256

Piss off, basically

By lonelyandcold - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 195

You deserved it 1 930

puppie406 23

Friday 4 March 2016 13:46

Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.

PuppiesKisses 15

Friday 4 March 2016 13:47

Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?

Comments

ragnarok1540 39

Friday 4 March 2016 17:29

Did you not notice that there was no lint trap to clean between the cycles? Did you end up adding fabric softener to the wash? Some advice for the future: the chute in the trash room is not a fun slide; that is where the garbage is thrown ...

Calingaladha 21

Friday 4 March 2016 18:03

OP reading this: "What's a lint trap?"

pandainspandex 19

Friday 4 March 2016 18:36

To be fair, out of all the differences between a washer and dryer, the LAST thing I would notice would be the absence/presence of a lint trap. There's so many other huge differences that would clue me in way before that.

yenze 18

Friday 4 March 2016 18:20

How do you mistake the sound of washer filling with water and the sound of a dryer

yenze 18

Friday 4 March 2016 18:22

How do you mistake the sound of a washer filling up with water and the sound of a dryer

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Friday 4 March 2016 18:54

Well you seem super touched.

Fairyjoshy 13

Friday 4 March 2016 20:28

Sure they are.

atlien247 16

Friday 4 March 2016 21:42

Um... washers have a place where you put the detergent, driers do not. So even if the buttons or dials were confusing, I find it hard to believe that someone could not tell the difference.