Kids: Brat

Brat

By BagelShmear - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working the cash register at my job, a little kid was running around with products while his mom was checking out. She told him she was going to give me his PSP if he didn't stop. He responded by throwing a bag of coffee beans at my face. I didn't even get to keep his PSP. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 580

You deserved it 4 340

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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You deserved it 3 793

By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 119

You deserved it 6 009

By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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You deserved it 1 825

By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 073

You deserved it 9 533

By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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You deserved it 1 869

Losing it

By penetreyton - 20/04/2022 18:00

Today, at work, I served a rude ass customer and his bratty ass kid, and was forced to swipe her toy debit card so it appeared as if the daughter paid for her snack. In that moment, I questioned my entire existence. Whichever company invented that toy hates cashiers everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 286

Cheapskate on the run

By huntbluntz95 - 18/11/2020 11:01

Today, I was at work at a coffee shop. We charge 50 cents every 15 minutes of use of our computers. An old man tried sneaking out without paying after being at a computer. As I was telling him to pay for his time, he threw a bagel at me and ran to his car. FML

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You deserved it 101

By chubbyreddevil - 31/01/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 750

You deserved it 2 397

By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 537

You deserved it 4 470

Timbits93 1

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:08

well i wouldnt expect her to give it to you anyways. its a psp afterall. still fml

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:11

Seriously? My parents would have gone through with the threat. Then again, toys weren't nearly as expensive when I was a child compared to all of the electronics kids have now.

Comments

DrainedOfSanity 4

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:48

Shoulda batted the coffee back at his ass.

angelo8320 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:50

I'm with #18

Mylees 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:59

really ? what is this app?

SuperRichFish 6

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:34

No, your hair looks like it'll eat me o_o

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:43

At least you didn't end the fml with "I now have a court date for two counts of assault. FML" OP I applaud you for keeping your cool in this situation. Honestly I would not stop screaming at the kid and yelling obscenities for a good 3 minutes.

FrenchToast94 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:56

roflmao ^^^

Skyblu10 10

Thursday 7 October 2010 13:28

39, you forgot to add- "I now have no job" along with the court date.

underpaid011 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:45

should have thrown the coffee back at the mom

KEV10293847 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 13:11

lol. you poor guy

Pacheco_O 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 14:13

I woulda snatched that kid

AG_Lining 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 14:51

You don't deserve some kid's PSP since a parent made a hollow threat, but you don't deserve that treatment, either. If that happens again, stop checking your customer out right there and tell him/her s/he has to leave until s/he can control his/her child. Then cancel the sale.

boritom 1

Thursday 7 October 2010 15:20

I'm guessing the kid in question was between 4 and 10 years old, in which case, the very fact that the mom had given him a PSP at that age means she's a moron. I would have had store security detain them, then had CPS come threaten to take the kid away. Stupid people should not be allowed to breed.