Break-ups and Love: Brave guy

Brave guy

By AbandonedHouseWife - 17/10/2012 20:16 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML

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Bye, dipshit

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 00:00

Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML

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By Leslie - 30/12/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML

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By Erbtosis - 13/05/2016 02:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 09:35 - Australia

Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML

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Out of the blue

By Kellie - 11/01/2022 01:59

Today, my high school sweetheart and husband of 20 years sent me a text, saying, "You will notice I'm no longer living at home. I moved in with my parents while you were making dinner tonight. There's no one else. I'm just over the being married & stuff." Twenty years and dumped / divorced via text. FML

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Get the hell out of Dodge

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 20:02

Today, I realized I'm happier and life is better when my husband isn't around. He isn't abusive, just lazy and uninvolved. We have young kids and I don't know how to leave him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2018 15:00

Today, after 11 years together, including 8 years of engagement and 3.5 months of marriage, I found out he had sex with his ex-girlfriend on my birthday. He's now leaving me and our kids to be with her because she's his "soul mate". FML

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Nice timing, Shitgibbon

By Heartbroken and shocked - 25/08/2023 00:02

Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML

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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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BerryPrincess 11

Wednesday 17 October 2012 23:35

What a jerk..

jjacci 12

Wednesday 17 October 2012 23:35

What a spineless tool!

Comments

hmmmmml 0

Thursday 18 October 2012 5:20

Doubt it

fingertips9 4

Thursday 18 October 2012 6:36

Should of tried anal... Lol

Allanahjoy 7

Thursday 18 October 2012 7:03

Let me guess, Grande Prairie, Alberta? A bunch of winners there.

Twisted_Angel 17

Thursday 18 October 2012 7:27

time to contact a lawyer, and move on with everything he has.

nvo 6

Thursday 18 October 2012 7:39

Unbelievable! Stay strong, OP.

zuzupetalsYO 11

Thursday 18 October 2012 7:39

Sorry OP. After 15 yrs my husband said, "I don't have time for a relationship right now." You deserve better.

doumtabarnack 12

Thursday 18 October 2012 7:49

I'm sorry for you but I really need to say this... He's a ******* spineless jackass.

doby199 6

Thursday 18 October 2012 8:00

Hunt him down n make it hurt what a douche

villyspiridi 4

Thursday 18 October 2012 8:19

I'm actually hoping he was kidnapped, because the alternative disgusts me. I'm sorry EP.

Meesersuperman1 4

Thursday 18 October 2012 8:33

Sounds just like my family.

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

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Today, my elderly dad once again asked me to make a reservation at a restaurant for him and a younger woman he's been seeing. Meanwhile, I haven't had anything even approaching a real date in over a decade. FML

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Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML

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Today, I pretended to be sick at the office and went home early because I wanted to attend a party. On the way to the said party, my car caught fire on the highway. FML

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Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

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Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML

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