Kids and Cheating: BREAKING NEWS - FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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sailorzoe 14

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

MAURY MAURY!!!

daringtoride 27

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.

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inferiarmy 0

Friday 11 May 2012 5:12

Which state do you live in? Kansas or louisia?

MassaKerr 9

Friday 11 May 2012 5:13

Family reunions are gonna be very awkward for you OP

1094568 1

Friday 11 May 2012 5:26

OP my advice is to take your innocent sister with you and leave that ***** of a mother and your husband. Start a new life and find someone who will be faithful to you! GL

sceptic 1

Friday 11 May 2012 5:29

Truly ****** up... Why would anyone hit YDI??

dee777 2

Friday 11 May 2012 5:36

The world is too small :/

dreadlocks 7

Friday 11 May 2012 5:41

Very Bold and the Beautiful haha

ideekayys 4

Friday 11 May 2012 5:46

How did you even find out...?

MigraineurOfLife 15

Friday 11 May 2012 5:47

I read it wrong. I thought it said baby sitter. ;p" After reading a bunch of the comments, I was all confused till I re-read OP's post.

poseidon5213 2

Friday 11 May 2012 5:53

so your mom slept with your husband OH HELL NO

EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Friday 11 May 2012 6:00

I don't even know what to say to that...

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Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

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Today, I work for the police as a computer analyst. My dad, who thinks it’s only a real job if you come home covered in grease every day, still tells his friends my job is to sit in a dark room wanking on the internet all day. And he wonders why we barely speak anymore.. FML

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