Kids and Cheating: BREAKING NEWS - FML

BREAKING NEWS

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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sailorzoe 14

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

MAURY MAURY!!!

daringtoride 27

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.

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redsoxgrl824 11

Friday 11 May 2012 6:00

Erm... How old are you and your husband...? And how old is your baby sister..? My father is also my brother-in-law.. So sorry that situation came about

USMC_Marine01 9

Friday 11 May 2012 6:07

wow that sucks sorry

Lac2501 2

Friday 11 May 2012 6:09

Dafuq?!

merko 8

Friday 11 May 2012 6:22

wtf? do you live in the bayou?

Hc10455 0

Friday 11 May 2012 6:31

Jerry, jerry, jerry!!!!!

ajeppsen 25

Friday 11 May 2012 6:32

It could be worse he could be your dad

darthdamian2 4

Friday 11 May 2012 6:33

Gives a new meaning to doing your mom

MargaretColleen 8

Friday 11 May 2012 6:40

Is your husband a sperm donor or something? Because if not, your mom should've stopped you from marrying him.

grace12898 0

Friday 11 May 2012 6:58

Holy schizballs

GogoTheGreat 12

Friday 11 May 2012 7:11

Uncle Dad...

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Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

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Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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