Break-ups and Love: Breaking news

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By blaise - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

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DraftHail614 17

Friday 20 July 2018 3:12

8 years? She's a piece of shit. Period. Wasted 8 years of your life. I will never understand why the hell people feel the need to cheat rather than either break up with them first, or just try to work things out if something is wrong.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 May 2023 0:37

Wasn't her wedding ring a red flag? Or that you never banged at her place? Incuriosity confuses the cat, I guess.

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hl2701 10

Sunday 22 January 2017 5:52

ouch

DraftHail614 17

Friday 20 July 2018 3:12

zoelog 10

Thursday 29 August 2019 23:57

you must be incredibly clueless to not notice that for 8 years. ydi

RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 May 2023 0:37

Wasn't her wedding ring a red flag? Or that you never banged at her place? Incuriosity confuses the cat, I guess.

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