Broke

By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 048
You deserved it 4 843

Same thing different taste

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blink182AAR 6

Well what if someone picked it up to return? Finding money isn't being greedy, better than letting it go to waste. Don't religious people have better things to do?

Those suck. I found one that said "don't get too excited, it's only 10 bucks"

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I hate those. I work at a restaurant, and people leave them all the time. I hate Christians.

Wait what? People do that? They make fake money and put notes of greed on the back of it? Thats just bloody weird. Also technically they could get done for fabrication of money =P That would make them stop with the fake money XD

master_plan 7

I had one that said disappointed? you won't be with God... but it seems I am because Gods the reason they did that

linkinpark98 23

I know. When I found out I was sort of pissed.

I know exactly 3.5 religious people who are actually intelligent. Can't we put them against eachother somehow and let them kill themselves off?

Kristoffer 35

******* religious assholes, that's all I gotta say. I don't need your imaginary friend.