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By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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Friday 23 March 2012 7:59

Well what if someone picked it up to return? Finding money isn't being greedy, better than letting it go to waste. Don't religious people have better things to do?

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 23 March 2012 7:58

Those suck. I found one that said "don't get too excited, it's only 10 bucks"

Comments

KM96 24

Friday 23 March 2012 9:45

I probably would have done the same thing ... Everyone seems to be stuck for cash these days

SimpleGr33n 4

Friday 23 March 2012 9:46

Haha watcha get

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 23 March 2012 9:52

I'm going to make a crazy, wild guess and say it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding OP for being greedy.

PYLrulz 17

Friday 23 March 2012 9:50

And this is why, while I believe in god, I do say **** Organized Religion.

xgetxbentx 13

Friday 23 March 2012 10:25

How the **** is finding money greedy? Unless you know whose it is and keep it anyways there's not anything else to do but leave it there for the person behind you or pick it up yourself....

janeyboo07 11

Friday 23 March 2012 11:37

People these days. SMH -.-

stevenmx86 7

Friday 23 March 2012 11:48

Greedy! Fyl OP, picking up $100 on the street is NOT greedy and that's plenty to get excited about! Sucks that it was worthless..

mikeymayhem_87 15

Friday 23 March 2012 11:52

Sometimes I wonder where some of these churches get the funds to be built so damn huge. Also, OP's dilemma..... Not greedy at all. Anybody would pick up a $100 laying around. I know I would!!

Simoneaux17 11

Friday 23 March 2012 12:10

You obviously needed it. Religious people are no better. Before you ask, yes I'm a Christian. Not all of us are crazy. FYL op.

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 23 March 2012 13:04

Thanks for that comment. I do not know anyone anywhere in church, out of church, Christian, Wiccan, Hindu, Buddhist, whatever that would not have picked that up. I hate when the nut job Christians make the religion look bad. That tract serves no purpose and only makes people angry and is is good fodder for people to make fun of the religion.